Mike Fisher Knows His Wife is Hot

So according to Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators, he knows his wife, country music-star Carrie Underwood, is hot. The Pred's forward issued this statement on Twitter yesterday:

My twitter lit up tonight about my wife being hot #newsflash #shocker #tellmesomethingnew :)
— Mike Fisher (@mikefisher1212) November 7, 2013

Thanks for clearing that up, Mike. I wish I can say, "more details on this later, but that pretty much sums it up for this story.

T.O.A. Now on Twitter!

So for those of you that haven't checked the "Contact" tab up at the top of the page, you'll notice that The Opinionated Alcoholic has finally moved into the world of Twitter! You can follow us here:

Follow/Tweet us: Follow @TOA_sports

Thanks & enjoy a long weekend of hockey, all leading up to Week #2 of the T.O.A. Power Ranks!

A Look Back At Last Week: Patrick Roy's Meltdown

Patrick Roy's epic meltdown a week ago was the subject of a lot of criticism & a hefty fine of $10,000 by the NHL. Now that we've had time to let this settle in, we can look at how this isn't surprising in the world of hockey, & also in the world of Patrick Roy. If you haven't taken a chance to watch the clip, here it is:



Now why is it not surprising? Roy's known for his on-ice & off-ice antics as a player. Here's TSN's top 10 Patrick Roy moments:



The natural fight of a hockey player burning inside mixed with an ego the size of Quebec, it's safe to say that this was coming. It will continue to happen, & I hope it does. Hockey's lost a little in the character department. Players have become malicious rather than chirpy. I hope this excites fans & gets some fire under the NHL's wings, allowing it to continue to grow its viewership & love for the sport.

Tyler Seguin: A Dirty Little Hamster?? (Pt. 2)

So Tyler does it again. I worte a story over a month ago about the hygeine of Seguin, & it seems to be kind of true. I came across this report by Yardbarker about how the Bruins have fun or whatever the hell they like to talk about & saw a video that Tyler posted on his Twitter account.

“@freddybender: @tylerseguin92 this is what happens when you're on the road. #madhouseyfrog.us/mz49zmmfjpqrqu…” yes.Ill be home soon family
— Tyler Seguin (@tylerseguin92) March 21, 2013

Apparently his dog can sing, but his domicile seems a bit unkempt right after a road trip. Not to mention the ladies will probably love how he's in nothing but a robe & some underwear.

Here's the link to the video since embedding it proved to be slightly difficult with their faulty HTML codes: http://a.yfrog.com/img827/6334/49zmmfjpqrquikvoufepam.mp4

Mike Milbury Rant on Alexander Ovechkin

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Now I didn't want to cover this, but the more talk that gets thrown around about what Alexander Ovechkin does & doesn't do, the more it becomes apparent that Mike Milbury may be right. Recently Milbury refered to the Pittsburgh offense, especially Evgeni Malkin, as guys "on crack" (but in a strange, good way). Now he goes off on another premier player in the league in Ovechkin, but this time with good reason. Here's the epic rant if you haven't seen it yet:



First off let me point out that this was an amazing rant. Subject aside, Milbury fired off on a tangent. If he was in any other position it would be considered unproffesional, but hey, he's a commentator. Alex didn't seemed bothered by any of this though. Here's a direct quote from an article by Stephen Whyno of the Washington Times:

“Well it’s his point,” Ovechkin said. “I don’t listen to those guys; I don’t listen to nobody right now, so they can talk whatever they want, to be honest with you.”

Read more: Alex Ovechkin brushes off Mike Milbury's criticism 
Follow the Washington Times on twitter: @washtimes on Twitter

In a way Milbury is right. If I was gifted with the size & talent level of Alexander Ovechkin I'd play every night as if it were my last. But then one doesn't know how they will act once placed in that position. I've seen this trend happen with a lot of Russian & European players: Stellar performances for 3-4 years, then a sharp drop in production for the remainder of their career (but still above average than the rest of the pack). Ovechkin will always be talented, I guess we just got to wait a little longer now between each spark he gives us.

Gruesome Slash to the Face at QMJHL Game

A crazy injury gots me thinking about legal matters today. 17 year old QMJHL & Halifax Mooseheads player Brian Lovell recieved a huge slash to the face that could of killed him from 19 year old Russ Johnston:



While trying to dislodge the stick from the boards he [Johnston] looks directly at Lovell & then swipes it across his face, two-handed. A couple inches north to the temporal region of the head & we would be talking a possible 2nd degree murder on a minor by an adult. Here's the aftermath of the injury:

@sabrinamatteau I'm beautiful twitter.com/Bri_lovell/sta…
— Brian(@Bri_lovell) February 18, 2013

I'm glad he's being positive & a good sport about it. Wish him a speedy recovery.

High School Hockey Goalie Sends Coach & Staff to Hell

Today's story was presented by many sources but I found it on this new site I've tried called Die Hard Sport. The video below is of a high school goalie showing his feelings towards the school's coach & staff:



Below is a twitter snap from @FollowThePuck on the situation, thanks to Die Hard Sport:

RUMOR: Senior goalie, on senior night, got the start, hadn't been starting, a sophomore had been, the senior showed how he felt about it.
— FollowThePuck (@FollowThePuck) February 13, 2013

We also have a retweet from @FollowThePuck from @RLMarkuson about the intent & motive:

@followthepuck it was planned, he said he wanted to quit the whole season. It was just a matter of how and when.
— Rachel Markuson (@RLMarkuson) February 13, 2013

I don't really have a say in this one. The kid had a right to be displeased with his coaches & took it out in his own way. The only thing I've got to add really is that if he has a dream of going pro one day, he now has this incident on his resume & it'll be up to the scouts & GM's to want to deal with him or not on their club. Unless his talent level is through the rough (which it probably isn't since he was being benched & had a sophomore starting over him), this about the most hockey-related publicity he'll ever get.

The Idiots Have Taken Over: ESPN Screws it up AGAIN

I can't even tell now. This ESPN (ESPNNewYork) craziness is now getting to me & I don't even know whether or not someone is out there trolling the internet (which would be awesome) or truly not doing their job at ESPN. Total Sports Blog put up this article yesterday that blew my mind.

It's about how ESPN is still mucking up the details with NHL players. Katie Strang may have written the article (which is a to-the-point, good article) on how the Boston Bruins have traded goaltender Tim Thomas to the New York Islanders, but whoever put that picture of NBA's Tim Thomas is, for lack of a better word, an idiot. Here's a screen shot from the article who they gave credit to @FlyersNation:




Normally I love this kind of stuff but this one's too much. They get the coverage right on some 17 year-old signing a piece of paper that claims he's going to this geographical location for 4 years to develop alcoholism & contract various sexual diseases, but they can't get a professional, two time Vezina winning, Con Smythe & Stanley Cup Champion's picture right. It's called Google, & here he is ESPN: Tim Thomas.

Whewww.....End Rant.

Tyler Seguin: A Dirty Little Hamster??

Reports yesterday say Boston Bruins very own Tyler Seguin, while playing in the Swiss league during the lockout, apparently doesn't know how to clean up after himself. Everything from rotten bananas, dirty dishes, to even dirty laundry was found all over the floor, according to a Swiss tabloid on Yardbarker.com, at his temporary place in Switzerland. The cleaning associate at his place of residence was the one who was said to divulge all this information to the tabloid.

Seguin fired back on Twitter though trying to save face. Here's what I extracted from that website:

All this house stuff is a bunch of crap. I do my laundry by myself quite often maybe I’ve called my mom twice about it #whohasnt
— Tyler Seguin (@tylerseguin92) January 9, 2013

Well, who can blame him? After all this report can be misleading, but then again who knows. I personally think that this is all a case of anger on the part of his former Swiss team. Maybe they're trying to express themselves as to how they feel about him leaving so promptly to the NHL after the lockout was deemed over.

....but then again, we all know how Tyler can be a party animal:




.....oh Tyler, good for you buddy!

Here's the link if you want more info: http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/tyler_seguin_envy_swiss_tabloid_says_bruins_star_was_a_slob/12614635

Dallas Cowboys Twitter Account Vs. Dallas Stars Twitter Account

A childish display of emotions are running wild through two Dallas sports franchises. Why is it important? Because one of the franchises happens to be an NHL pillar. Check out the screenshots below thanks via Google and my ever growing detective skills. This tweet was made after the lockout ended:



The Stars account defended the NHL with this:



The statement was of course a comparisson to the Stars' #9 [Mike Modano] and the Cowboys' #9 [Tony Romo] resume. The link to the Twitter picture was apparently Mike Modano getting "the job done":



Tha Cowboys' account then retracted the statement and issued an apology:



"Accidentally"? Really? Not even a decent apology. It's like saying, "I'm really sorry for what I did, but not really." The Stars' twitter account kept it short and sweet with a simple apology.

 

Poor Tony Romo caught in the middle of this ridiculous "feud". I'll keep an eye on the two accounts for a little while longer and see if this sparks anymore debate.