Sidney Crosby? The Cross-Dresser??

Reports from the Sportress of Blogitude have surfaced over Pittsburgh Penguins superstar Sidney Crosby's decline during the lockout break.



Apparently Sid the Kid hasn't been hitting the gym as much as he should as has slowly been withering away to resemble the likes of a "middle-aged woman". Here's a picture courtesy of the Blogitude showing the alarming present day shape "The Next One" is in:



A sad day indeed when such a young and prosperous player declines to sheer rubble under the pressure of greatness.

Here's the original story: The NHL lockout turned Sidney Crosby into a middle-aged woman